*About a year ago, I moved back to my hometown from a couple years living far away.
I'm Waiting…(Literally)Oral Sex: Give Your Boyfriend an Extra Boost With This Move!
One of you is the professional joint roller, while the other sticks to uncorking the wine.
It's okay that onlookers think you're a pair of lesbians; it's not like you aren't used to it by now.
Sure, your female BFF can't have sex with you, but hey, God gave you hands for a reason.
You spend your weeknights and weekends with her, she was your date to your uncle's wedding when you had no significant other, and you better believe she was the one holding your hair back when you had too much to drink.